Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Working Man

"CRACK HEADS HAVE THEIR CRACK, BUMS HAVE EPIC JOURNEYS"
partner in crime tall ted and i are conjuring our next epic. which will hopefully entail flying to europe in the fall for a 'credit card' style bike tour. that means you are riding extremely light, no more than 8 lbs. of gear, and crashing couches and hostels when need be on your travels. this way you can get plenty of 100 mile days and can enjoy the classic climbs that the tour de france rides.

COLDSPRINTS
hopefully coming soon to a jackson-hole near you:




Tuesday, December 8, 2009

This post if for Kori.

COLLAPSABLE COFFEE MUG
business idea du jour. i am sure someone already makes this, but probably not with a lid. i hate how many cups i still manage to toss away after one use.

4 AM DANCE PARTY
not sure where it came from but it sure was fun. michael jackson is the only way to start a DP. period. oh and paper bird's is an awesome band.

THIS BLOG REALLY SUCKS
without a camera. best buy, for crying out loud, you are losing my business. why did i pay 80 dollars for an insurance plan if i have to spend 3 hours a week on the phone for 4 months to ensure that it doesn't fall through the cracks. i have decided to go to plan B: i will be selling a pair of skis and purchasing a sweet cannon with HD film abilities. sickbird.

Thursday, December 3, 2009

Indoor Dryer Vent



BUSINESS IDEA OF THE DAY.
Or "business idea du jour" if you live in the 35 e. snowking complex, was a way to recycle/reuse the heat from a dryer. this idea promptly put me to research. an average dryer uses aprox. 200 cubic feet of air per minute. it pulls air from inside the house spilling it outside. in the winter, that means the hot air that you already paid for, is being dumped outside at the rate of having a window open with a fan in it. in addition, it creates a vacuum inside your house, meaning all of those small cracks around doors, windows and chimney's turn into a highway for cold air to cool your house.

i try not to use a dryer. one of the first things i do when i move into a new house is install an indoor clothesline. p-cord and i-hooks. works great. and my clothes don't shrink or wear out as fast. anyways, i started writing a business plan for this idea to create a filter for the lent, and allowing hot, humid air (clutch in dry climates) to not escape outside, but inside.

after 2 hours of geeking out... damnit. it already exists. there are a few models actually, here is one. i will be purchasing one for my house, even though i won't be living here in 5 months. it's less than 15 bucks. just google shop "indoor dryer vent" and you'll find a bunch of dealers.


in other news, i should be getting a replacement camera soon. pictures of the so far cold/dry ski season to come.

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

SOPHOMORE YEAR OF J-HOLE

FRESHMAN YEAR
it's just like college here in j-hole.  "you drink too?  i like drinking, let's hang out!"  never a dull moment.  financially things don't add up at the end of the year.  i hear that you can spend your first year in another mountain town and sometimes, your credits transfer.  it's pretty rare.  my first semester of life, mostly on the poudre river, did not.  anyways, once you pass your freshman year here, you move to...

SOPHOMORE YEAR
this is where i am.  you move out of the dorms.  you don't have to go out every single time someone calls/texts you.  you realize that investing in skis (books) pays off.  rock skis, mid season/go to skis, deep pow skis.  hell, you broke 2 sets last year and traded cases of beers for demo skis while BD sent you new stuff.  might as well work all summer getting that straightened out.  ah, foresight, weird.  perhaps you even think about a major.  such as, not getting too drunk to get girls phone numbers.  perhaps you are thinking about your top summer activities (winter is an easy choice of course) climbing, biking, boating or fishing.  how about focusing on yoga to make you a better, healthier athlete.  or maybe you will even invest your time in the community at large.  participate in art shows.  they usually serve free beer.  wait a minute, this is starting to sound like freshman year.  oh well, two steps forward, one step back is still progress.

JUNIOR YEAR
my friend rachel tells me that you are suppose to study abroad junior year.  well, i'm pretty sure you study abroad twice a year for a month or two anyways.  but, if you want, you can pick an entire season (summer of winter) to take off.  sounds alright to me.

SENIOR YEAR
now you need a real major.  after all, you have three choices after senior year.  you can move on from j-hole, you can become a towny (kinda weird) or a professor.  i'm not entirely sure how you become a professor but i think it involves either buying a house here, getting in films or starting a business of sorts (mountain khaki, cloudveil, TGR, etc).

COLLEGE
j-hole is awesome.  but some people who live here for a while can't stand it.  it's an odd time especially now, during off season.  outdoor activities are not quite as easy.  it's starting to get dark out early but there is no good snow to ski.  i am moving into my sophomore year and i must say that i dig it.  college, no parents!

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Whitetail Deer

it's october and i am in texas for the better part of the month relaxing at my parents house, enjoying college football, working on the ranch and attempting to bow hunt for the first time.  i am coming to realize that whitetail deer are skittish little fellas.

i mean, if i wanted to have killed one by now i could have.  my parents have a deer feeder all of 100 feet away from their back door and 5+ deer come out every night like clockwork.  and if i hit the gas pedal instead of the breaks every time i see one on the highway, that would be even easier.  however, i am trying to be a little bit more traditional with this.

anyways, i'm out there waking up at 6a, sweating in the heat, being eaten alive by mosquitos, and i already know every deer in texas knows that i want to eat it.

i started out with this whole hunting thing witch a bittersweet feeling to it.  i want to eat meat in a sustainable way, learn how to harvest it myself, but i wasn't stoked on killing another mammal as large as a human. 

now i am just pissed off at these damn animals.  i have come to learn that bambi is a selfish piece of crap, and won't even give me a chance.

Sunday, August 2, 2009

Figure 8's!

JACKSON HOLE NASCAR
figure 8 racing is probably the best american sport ever.  it's ridiculous, and i love it.  who wants to buy me a car for next year's?  here is a video i made of tim hoff,  fitzgerald's bicycles master mechanic, doing a kick ass job in the races.  unfortunately, his car broke down in the final race while he was in 2nd place.  he is # 1 in the black car with the green door.

Friday, May 8, 2009

HAHA, I CAN'T BELIEVE I GOT THIS NAME!!

TOO MANY IDEAS
i don't know what prompted me to try for this url but the possibilities are endless.  i think it may be far superior to greenpandaproductions.blogspot.com.  'productions' give the false illusion that i am actually planning my life and adventures in a thorough manner.  ha.

SHARED WRITING
i don't want to be doing this alone either.  this should be where ridiculous people with even more ridiculous ideas come to create stupidly awesome adventures to post.

SCUMBAG DIARIES:
where adrenaline and mother earth are one.

Monday, March 9, 2009

Days 12-15 Lander to Jackson! (Oct. 17-20)

IS IT IMPOLITE TO NOT ACCEPT FOOD FROM SOMEONE WHO FOUND IT IN A DUMPSTER?
i woke up the next morning on a home-made bunk or sorts, surrounded by an asortment of things that made me feel like i was in an army surplus store.  it was juan's place.  he offered me a heath and fruit smoothie mix.
 i’m not sure if the best way to describe a food is to explain where each dumpster was that you found each ingredient in, but all in all it was delicious.  i left lander for an unkown destination.  i ended up in the very middle of the wind river Indian reservation.  this was where i finally felt like i was re-entering the rocky mountains – yes!  unfortunately, my camera jammed while on the road this day, so i spent over an hour trying to take it apart with a small pocket knife.  my efforts didn’t work and i was a little bummed.  so i made a fort with folded event tables to protect me from the wind while camping next to an abandoned volunteer fire station in Crowheart and went  to sleep.  these are some of the last photos that i took.  that's juan's car, followed by the poverty stricken wind river range.

“IT’S LIKE JACKSON, JUST WITHOUT THE MONEY”
the next day i road a very beautiful and mellow stretch up the wind river.
  it took me no time to cover the 30 miles into dubois.  i had no knowledge of it prior.  i got there somewhere around noon, found a café and got some coffee.  then i ventured to an outdoor goods store and purchased a used 4 piece fly rod, which i am super stoked about because it fits well on my bike.  then i went to small restaurant for a bite to eat.  by then i had met half the town.  i got second dinner at a tavern across the street, made even more new friends, figured out a place to stay (someone’s warehouse for making high end log furniture), and had third dinner at the other pub.  i did not plan to really stop there, but i realized that it was awesome.  it’s a small little town surrounded by mountains with great people.  here's a photo i took while leaving dubois with my new disposable camera.  i'll call it... "the old with the new"


APPROACH TO ADVANCED BASECAMP
i took my time getting out of dubois, eating breakfast at a café and looking around town some more.  riding to the base of togwotee pass a nice short ride.

5 START COUCH SURF
trust me, it doesn’t get better than this.
  i was riding past a pleasant lady chopping wood who stopped, looked at me and asked “hey! are you andy?” mary was the lady who juan hooked me up with.  i got to stay in a 3 story A-frame cabin that her family and her father built from the surrounding timber 40 years ago.  i had the place to myself.  it was awesome.  i built a fire inside, watched the redsox play, and passed out.  the next morning they had coffee for me next door.  i drank at least 2 strong cups, ate some fruit and set off for the pass.  because i wasn’t sleeping outside, i was able to get up and going much earlier, which was great because i wasn’t sure how i was going to do with the pass.  having a staging point 10 miles before the summit of the pass was amazing, not to mention the good sleep and coffee i was given.  i wish i could have taken photos here but i got there at dusk, left at dawn, and did not have a good camera..

TOGWOTEE PASS
back in the tough days of southern Wyoming, while i was still in Saratoga, a man told me “you’d have to be a f***ing idiot to ride a bike in Wyoming this time of year.”  good morning to you too i thought.  instead of saying anything back i locked what he had said along with the image of that ugly man, into my head for later use.  which was now.  Jorge and i pretty much time-trialed the pass.  "continental divide elev 9658"

LAUGHING ALL AFTERNOON
my only real goals of the trip were to get to Jackson without freezing to death or getting hit by a car.  well, i had made it up the pass.  i hadn’t finished but seeing those beautiful teton mountains certainly made me feel like i had made it to my new home. i saw at least 3 storm systems working around me.  2 ahead of me and one behind me.  everything around me, including the beautiful tetons were covered by rainy clouds.  the road around me however was in sunshine.  i was constantly feeling like the rains would hit me but they didn’t until one (1) mile outside of Jackson.  the storm hit hard, with marble sized hail immediately accumulating.  i rolled in soaking wet.  i had made it just in time (like i said, i am a professional procrastinator, we had days of storms after this).  i rode straight to my buddies’ house to be warmly greeted by 4 friends.  i thought to myself, “holy crap, i did it.”  total mileage: 536 miles.

TED, WHERE ARE WE GOING?
i’m not yet sure exactly all of things the trip taught me but i know a few.  1 – biking every day is like a drug.  once i arrived in jackson i really wanted to just keep going.  2 – i can’t even explain how grateful i am of all the amazing people that were rooting for me and/or helped me along the way.  3 – i cannot wait until spring for the next trip.

Saturday, January 3, 2009

Days 9-11: Saratoga to Lander (Oct 14th-16th)

YEAH YEAH
i know i am not very good at keeping up with this whole blog thing.  i'm only about 3 months behind, weird.  anyways, waking up to leave saratoga on a (finally) calm and a beautiful day was pleasant.  healing my body in natural hot springs, rafting one last time for the season, shooting and eating my own duck for the first time ever, and learning a great deal about native american history were all unexpected highlights too.

I WANT TO GO FAST
after all this is america!  but, for whatever reason, after leaving saratoga, i lost that sense of urgency i had before.  before i was pushing on, fighting weather, wind, field mice and climbs.  at this point i would have been content with riding 20-40 miles a day, giving myself time to explore new places and meet new people.  why rush right?   i was really enjoying the miles on the bike, even with the headwinds.  i knew that i would likely get to jackson someway or another, and really enjoyed exploring all the new places that i would otherwise overlook if i was in a car.  so my first stop after saratoga was rawlins, 42 miles, which included 18 miles on I-80.  I-80 was slightly stressful because of strong gusts from side winds and insanely busy traffic.  here's a photo of the oil refinery along the highway:

I HEART SEMI’S
it’s good that bicyclists and semi drivers get along because i doubt a bike could win that battle.  by this time in the trip i had learned to love semi’s.  they tend to really push you along on the road - like hitting the turbo button for a few seconds.  on top of that, they are professional drivers and see you from miles away.  they also communicate with each other on their radios and work together, while most people don’t realize it, to manage traffic.  i got the chance to meet a few along my travels too and they all seemed stoked on my bike adventure.  i had always imagined semi’s to hate bicyclists, but that isn’t the case at all.  they are in fact your best friends on the road.

AUSSI ON A MISSION
so while riding on this beautiful country road out of rawlins i saw what seemed to be a vague image, a mirage almost.  turns out it was, wayne, an aussie who was biking down from alaska eventually to make it to the southern tip of south america.  i suddenly realized i wasn’t as cool as i thought i was before.  we talked for about 10 minutes on the side of the highway.  apparently there is a small network of people who pack it up on bikes and head out for years at a time.  wayne’s blog is with the others at crazyguyonabike.com.  he asked me how i was doing and i said “well i feel a little dodgy riding solo and all” and he quickly retorted “what? you think it’s dodgy?  i don’t think it’s dodgy, do you?” while looking at me like i had just asked “hey did you see jesus, joseph and mary skipping up the road too?”  he was legitimately comfortable riding his bike solo anywhere in the world that he wanted.  sick.  at the end of our conversation he told me to go past muddy gap – my destination at that point - for 24 more miles to a town called jeffrey city – population: 106 (that's a lie, it's probably more like 30).

here's his verson of the story from his journal: "I cycled over the Continental Divide again at Muddy Gap. It wasn't much of a pass, but the wind was strong in my face. I then turned south and met another cyclist heading the opposite direction. That's right, heading north, at this time of year! Well, in fact he was on a relatively short trip. Andy was moving from Fort Collins to Jackson; he'd sold his car and decided going by bike was the best way. He was riding a Surly Long Haul Trucker with an xtracycle, the first time I'd seen one in real life, though I'd read about them on the internet. He was even carrying his skis but I forgot to take a photo."

JUST IN TIME
upon wayne’s recommendation i stopped at an art studio (previously a gas station).  the extra 24 miles he convinced me to ride were rainy and beautiful.  i barely made it to jeffrey city before pitch dark.  i walked into the empty shop to find a sign on a piece of cardboard that said something along the lines of  “thanks for visiting my studio, feel free to look around and if you would like to purchase something i am at the bar across the street.”  so i went across and ordered a burger and found byron.  at this bar was another wyoming hater, this time the lady serving me from behind the bar.  she overhead my plans and interrupted to say "you'll never make it over togwotee pass on that thing!"  thanks lady.  anyways, byron, like many residents along the transamerican bicycle route, allows cyclists to stay at his house for free.  back at his art studio/gas station he had some friends visiting for a hunting trip. we all stayed up around a fire drinking whiskey and telling stories.

SANDSTONE ART
waking up to see (in the daylight of the huge glass gas station doors) a kick ass art studio was amazing.  looking out the window to see a small cow being blown down along the highway, not so much.  the wind was the worst i had seen it.  so i drank a few cups of coffee waiting for it to let down even a little bit while byron threw some clay.  while i waited i got to look around at a lot of byron’s art and listen to his ideas of turning part of his gas station converted art studio into a bicycle hostel.

TO LANDER
i finally realized that the wind wasn’t going to let up and i was just going to have to go for it.  i was so miserable riding uphill into headwind – at about 3-5 mph - that i didn’t even turn my camera on until about 20 miles of this until i saw a sign that said “6% downhill grade next 6 miles”.  i actually starting laughing and crying.  that was the toughest ride of the entire trip.  it was followed by the best descent of my life.

FINALLY
i made it into lander at dusk and i was starving.  i rode into the main part of town and asked the first pedestrian i saw where i could get a burger and a cold beer.  i found myself at the 'lander bar' and before i could walk inside someone said “so you must be mr. zimmerman!”  i thought those cowboys from saratoga had caught up with me but it was just juan, one of the people i had sent a message to on couchsurfing.com – a network for global travellers.  he saw my bike and knew it was me.  he was going in to meet some friends. small world i guess.  to be honest i couldn't appreciate this coincidence because i was focused solely on the two burgers i was about to order.  juan seemed to know everyone, and was a very interesting character, who, as far as i could put together was one of the original founders of NOLS and eventually was kicked out because he was too wild.  he was a photographer, caver, climber, skier, world traveler, dumpster diver, handyman, and happened to do the plumbing for a lady who lived at the base of togwotee pass, my final exam for the trip, which would be in 3-4 days.  he hooked me up with her so that i could have a place to stay when i made it there.  i didn’t know it yet but i was making 5 star couch surfing reservations.